the game

This is the game currently going on in my house:


There are five rules to the game, they are as follows:


* Rule number 1: You are playing The Game.

* Rule number 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.

* Rule number 3: Loss must be anounced.

* Rule number 4: Anyone who asks about the game MUST be told thus bringing them into the game

* Rule number 5: There is no break period in between losing the game…once you forget, the game starts again



The main goal is to try to expand the game world-wide so that everyone can play and everyone can lose in a chain reaction.


To play The Game is to live life to its fullest, so by cheating at the game you are cheating no one but yourself. You are always playing the game, always will be and always have been. You have always been winning the game. It is until you read this that you can lose.


To know the game is to play the game, so to read on you must accept those charges. In other words, if you know how to play, then you must play, otherwise you are cheating and not living life to the fullest.


Everyone is playing the game, they may just not know it, yet. So, if you lose the game around someone who does not know about the game, and they ask what it is, you have to tell them about the game, and thus induct them into our society.


You are now playing The Game.


The trick of course is to never stop thinking of the game. That way you only really lose once (even though it’s a drawn out loss) and you can laugh at all the other suckers who repeatedly lose.
 
 
Got it?  Me neither.